I'm looking over my dead dog Rover That I overran with the mower. One leg is missing, another is gone. One leg is scattered all over the lawn. No need explaining, the one remaining; It's stuck in the kitchen door! So I'm looking over my dead dog Rover That I overran with the mower.
I'm looking over my dead dog Rover Who died on the kitchen floor. One leg is broken, the other is lame. The third leg is missing, the fourth needs a cane! No need explaining, the tail remaining, Was caught in the oven door! So I'm looking over my dead dog Rover Who died on the kitchen floor.
Oh, rabbits have bright, shiny noses, I'm telling you this as a friend. The reason their noses are shiny, the powder puff's on the wrong end!
Wrong end, wrong end, the powder puff's on the wrong end, wrong end. Wrong end, wrong end, the powder puff's on the wrong end!
God bless my under wear, my only pair Stand beside them and guide them Through the wash and the wear and the tear. Through the washer and the dryer Or the clothesline, back to me God bless my underwear, my only pair God bless my underwear, my only pair.
The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the birthday cake. Itsy bitsy quickly learned he'd made a big mistake. He climbed up on the candle before the cake was cut. The itsy bitsy spider, he burned his little butt!
I wear my pink pajamas in the summer when it's hot I wear my flannel nightie in the winter when it's not And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall I jump between my covers with nothing on at all.
(Chorus:) Glory, glory, hallelujah Nosey, nosey, what's it to ya. Sometimes in the Springtime and sometimes in the Fall I jump between my covers with nothing on at all.
Chorus: Puff, the magic maggot lives in my trash and frolics in banana peels and in the cigarette ash! Puff, the magic maggot lives in my trash and dines on month-old kitty litter and mildewed corn beef hash!
Little Teddy Tapeworm loved that maggot Puff. He brought him dead dogs two weeks old, and scabs still moist with pus. Together they would travel to the city morgue to eat. Puff would get the bones and hair and Teddy would get the meat!
Chorus Maggots live forever, but tapeworms aren't too tough. Teddy could eat the bones and hair, but he choked on the scabs with pus. Puff was broken-hearted, losing Teddy really hurt, But not as much as hunger did, so he ate him for dessert!
He jumped from 40,000 feet and forgot to pull the cord, (small jump) He jumped from 40,000 feet and forgot to pull the cord, He jumped from 40,000 feet and forgot to pull the cord, And he ain't gonna fly no more.
Chorus: Gory, gory, what a heck of a way to die Gory, gory, what a heck of a way to die Gory, gory, what a heck of a way to die And he ain't gonna fly no more.
He was last to leave the cockpit and the first to hit the ground, (flap arms) He was last to leave the cockpit and the first to hit the ground, He was last to leave the cockpit and the first to hit the ground, And he ain't gonna fly no more.
Chorus He landed on the runway like a blob of strawberry jam, (clap hands) He landed on the runway like a blob of strawberry jam, He landed on the runway like a blob of strawberry jam, And he ain't gonna fly no more.
Chorus They scraped him off the runway with a shiny silver spoon, (scooping motion) They scraped him off the runway with a shiny silver spoon, They scraped him off the runway with a shiny silver spoon, And he ain't gonna fly no more.
Chorus They sent him home to mother in a little wooden box, (make small box shape) They sent him home to mother in a little wooden box, They sent him home to mother in a little wooden box, And he ain't gonna fly no more.
Chorus His mother didn't want him so she sent him back to us, (overhand throwing motion) His mother didn't want him so she sent him back to us, His mother didn't want him so she sent him back to us, And he ain't gonna fly no more.
My Bonnie leaned over the gas tank, The height of its contents to see. I lit up a match to assist her, Oh bring back my Bonnie to me.
Brink back, bring back, Oh bring back my Bonnie to me, to me! Brink back, bring back, Oh bring back my Bonnie to me!
Last night as I lay on my pillow, Last night as I lay on my bed, I stuck my feet out of the window, Next morning my neighbors were dead.
Brink back, bring back, Oh bring back my neighbors to me, to me! Brink back, bring back, Oh bring back my neighbors to me!
My Bonnie has tuberculosis, My Bonnie has only one lung, My Bonnie can cough up raw oysters' And roll them around on her tongue.
Roll them, roll them, Roll them around on her tongue, her tongue. Roll them, roll them, Roll them around on her tongue.
My luncheon lies over the ocean, My breakfast lies over the rail. My supper lies in great commotion, Won't someone please bring me a pail.
Clams & ice cream, clams & ice cream, They just don't agree with me, with me. Clams & ice cream, clams & ice cream, They just don't agree with me.
Who knows what I had for breakfast? Who knows what I had for tea? Who knows what I had for supper? Just look out the window and see!
At camp with the Girl Scouts, They gave us a drink. We thought it was Kool-Aid Because it was pink.
But the drink that they gave us Would have grossed out a moose. For the good tasting pink drink, Was really bug juice.
It looks fresh and fruity, Like tasty Kool-Aid. But the bugs that are in it, Were murdered with Raid.
We drank it by gallons We drank it by tons. But then the next morning, We all had the runs.
Next time you drink bug juice And a fly drives you mad. He's just getting even 'Cause you swallowed his dad.
Road Kill stew, Road Kill stew, Tastes so good, Just like it should. You go on down to the Interstate You wait for the critter to meet it's fate. You take it home and you make it great! Road Kill stew, Road Kill stew.
JAWS................A mouth, a great big mouth TEETH..............The things that kinda crunch BITE.................The friendly shark's "hello" US.....................His favorite juicy lunch CHOMP............That means the shark's been fed GULP...............Teeth in a double row BLOOD............That turns the ocean red Please don't get caught in JAWS! JAWS! JAWS!
Dashing trhough the mud, with Ralph and Maureen, Over the hills we go, Laughing 'till we're green.
Glue guns in our hands, making crafts so nice. What fun it is to stay and sing... a Girl Scout song tonight!
Oh... Camp Finbrooke, Camp Finbrooke, Leaders come to play. Oh what fun it is to spend the night, and a couple of rainy days! Hey!
Trail mix, hot S'Mores, Roy can't stay away. Oh what fun it is, to take a hike... at night and in the rain!
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale A tale of a fateful trip That started in the woods one day And ended pretty quick.
The leader was an ex-marine Her co knew tai-quan-do They thought they could do anything A day hike we would go, a day hike they did go!
Their troop was hiking up the hill The bears were watching close. If not for the courage of the fearless troop Their lunch would sure be lost; their lunch was surely lost.
They stopped to rest on big round rock Their feet were very hot Their tummies growled, their throat was dry Hey snacks! Who's got... who's got?
But wait, what's this, I see someone pull out from her daypack Some nuts and stuff, her GORP Oh Boy! How great a thing is that? They sure were glad of that!
The moral to this story is No matter what you think Just be prepared for everyone And don't forget the drink, it pays to plan and think!
